Text 30 Aug 35,606 notes

wizardick:

alternatively if someone asks you what you did today just grimly look down at your hands and say “something I should have done a long time ago…”

Text 30 Aug 184,807 notes

untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

via .
Text 30 Aug 36,182 notes

ghost-of-augustus-waters:

Just passed a group of bros in the parking lot. They were all wearing snapbacks and muscle shirts. As I passed I heard their conversation. The one bro was arguing, “Naw man, Dumbledore was a terrible caretaker, he literally sent kids into fucking death forest for detention. Messed up man.”

Text 30 Aug 138,254 notes

lil-jawn:

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

(Source: javeliner)

Text 30 Aug 29,064 notes

onikalodeon:

can we talk about Nicki Minaj’s twitter location image

Text 30 Aug 293,406 notes

keelah-kawaii:

leonmcgann:

getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality

(Source: toocooltobehipster)

via .
Video 30 Aug 55,347 notes

sarah762:

Cartoon Bully Stereotype Collection

Photo 30 Aug 136,939 notes back-flippin:

Maybe 4

back-flippin:

Maybe 4

(Source: panerasexual)

Text 30 Aug 277,408 notes Over the years we’ve had a variety of odd pairs

nothenks:

little-cyes-2:

We have a frog and a pig

image

a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

image

a donkey and a dragon

image

a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

image

these two

image

and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

image

But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

image

I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken

Text 30 Aug 18,578 notes

reheals:

Ice bucket challenge got me like

image

(Source: reheals)


Design crafted by Prashanth Kamalakanthan. Powered by Tumblr.